PICTURES -
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ads: strange moments in the world of advertising.
carrotbillboard.jpg - sometimes you know billboard companies have a sense of humour.(Feb10/01)
radioshacka.jpg - you think $2,500 for a computer is expensive? take a step back in time...(Feb10/01)
pork.jpg - I don't think they thought this one through. -- or did they? (Feb10/01)
billboard.jpg - An amusing collection (Feb10/01)
Wendy's Business.jpg - I don't think they thought this one through. -- or did they? (Feb10/01)
jesus.jpg - religious sign number one (Mar12/01)
onyourknees.jpg - religious sign number two (Mar12/01)
movie signage that makes sense - here.(Mar12/01)
alterations: when the seemingly normal is perverted into a new form.
BadGirlBarbie.jpg - Barbies we'd all like to see. (Feb10/01)
gummiorgy.jpg - late one night in the candy store... (Feb10/01)
pumpkinpuke.jpg - too much trick or treating for this pumpkin! (Feb10/01)
Sexychick.jpg - some people watch too much Warner Brothers cartoons... (Feb10/01)
WhosYourDaddy.gif - We all knew Kermit was cheating on Mrs. Piggy... (Feb10/01)
BRITTANY.jpg - one of the better Brittany Spears fakes I've seen...(Feb10/01)
extremesports.jpg - don't worry - he's wearing a helmet...(Feb10/01)
caiman.jpg - fun with {hotoshop...(Feb10/01)
Escargot.jpg - those scooters are everywhere!...(Feb10/01)
giraffe.jpg - fun with Photoshop...(Feb10/01)
KEYBOARD.jpg - I wish!...(Feb10/01)
Mike.jpg - the future of bodybuilding...(Feb10/01)
BRITNEY_.jpg - an interview with the teen strumpet goes weird...(Feb17/01)
suicide.gif - Micro$haft Winblows should have this, standard. (Feb17/01)
oscar.jpg - and the award for the best hummer goes to...(Mar 03/01)
debeers.jpg - a little chauvanistic but ...(Mar 24/01)
bushfucked.jpg - considering the current state of the stock market...(Mar 24/01)
roughday.jpg - who says Golf is a low-impact sport...(Mar 24/01)
MenBabysitting.jpg - sure it's poker night but he can babysit the kids too, right?...(Mar 24/01)
Beaver.jpg - nature rebels and provides a perfect statement about the workplace...(Mar 24/01)
antidepresivum.jpg - Kai's Power Goo + the baby = this. (Apr 25/01)
authorizeddealer.jpg - seen at a computer show... or a hemp festival.. we're not sure.(Apr 25/01)
animated gifs: the timeless art of gif-making.
dancingraver.gif - as it says. (Feb10/01)
olduktensonra1.gif - as it says. (Feb10/01)
stickfigure_wave.gif - as it says. (Feb10/01)
breachingsmall4.gif - sub breaching demo from the US navy(Feb25/01)
qmark_md_wht.gif - I like this.(Feb25/01)
puffin.gif - the face says it all...(Mar12/01)
Japanese Series - just amazing, really. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15(Apr 25/01)
cartoons: funny drawings.
clarissa.jpg - Little Clarissa ruins Thanksgiving.(Feb10/01)
seniorski1c_1.jpg - Senior's waterskiing...(Feb10/01)
tt-MyFirstTimeEver.jpg - poetry...(Feb10/01)
webjoke01.jpg - from the pages of Hustler Magazine...(Feb10/01)
webjoke02.jpg - from the pages of Hustler Magazine...(Feb10/01)
Fight Club Airtoons 01, 02, 03, 04 - from the scene in Brad Pitt's Movie. (Feb10/01)
The Adventures of Curious George W. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08 so, so true. (Feb10/01)
When we get old... 01, 02, 03, - I don't wanna grow up I'm a Toys R Us kid... PLEASE! (Feb17/01)
evolution - the journey of man through the ages...(Mar12/01)
drop.jpg - dammit! It's sooo true!...(Mar12/01)
foxtrot - it's infecting our mass media now! - this wasn't even an alteration! (March12/01)
Happy_Everything.jpg - this should fix those a-types in your office...(Mar25/01)
Mistletoe.jpg - for Xmas - harmony among the species...(Mar25/01)
easter.jpg - for Easter - (Mar25/01)
freaks: Billy Bob's Travellogue of Amazing Humans! Step right up.
belugas.jpg - I know Jerry Springer's in the tank with 'em...(Feb10/01)
midgetblow.jpg - almost the perfect woman. (Feb10/01)
highnip01.jpg - what the heck was she thinking when she got the half-price boob-job?(Feb 17/01)
2001calendar.jpg - print it out and look at it every day.(Feb 17/01)
Mr. and Mrs. Dressup for the new Millenium 01, 02, 03, (March 03/01)
evidence of a work in progress..01, (March 03/01)
the world's largest clitoris...(unverified!)(March 03/01)
this guy doesn't have to leave home...(March 03/01)
well, it's not really a freak but just imagine if she was... (a little gross - you've been warned!)(Mar12/01)
drivin_thelane.jpg - sort of a visual oxymoron.(Mar14/01)
this guy sticks his neck out for everybody!(Apr 25/01)
this woman's cat is proof that aliens are among us...(Apr 25/01)
funnynudes: Amusing pictures of naked humans.
cows.jpg - giddyap li'l dogies! (Feb10/01)
SKYDIVIN.jpg - not my first choice of recreational activities - someone always has a camera.(Feb10/01)
snowblower.jpg - the real Canadian's way to clear snow. (Feb10/01)
Sexual Tattoos. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06 Body Art (Mar25/01)
givusakiss_1.gif - smile! (Apr 25/01)
rek7.jpg - ham 'n eggs - on ass! (Apr 25/01)
Jennifer.jpg - J.Lo at age 2.(Apr 25/01)
Windburn.jpg - like SKYDIVIN.jpg only a little more painful looking...(Apr 25/01)
inventions: What will they think of next?.
Japanese Inventions 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08 - I know Jerry Springer's in the tank with 'em...(Feb10/01)
man-woman-machine.jpg - I think this is actually about all the rest of us and my friend Jason, but...(Feb10/01)
babybottleholder.jpg - advancing the art of knitting...(Feb10/01)
arsewipe.jpg - for those worried about cellphone radiation...(Mar25/01)
nsmail38.jpg - a simplified Windoze keyboard. (Mar25/01)
cellheadset.jpg - truly the bleeding edge of cellular headset technology.(Mar25/01)
DuctTape.jpg - to harmonize the family 'head...(Mar25/01)
instructions: How to do this that and the other..
origami-cd.gif - construct a cd case out of paper...(Feb10/01)
geekdating.gif - helpful hints for the geek of heart...(Feb10/01)
cougar.jpg - how to survive a cougar attack - no, not that kind of cougar - the dangerous kind!(Mar14/01)
DotCom1040.jpg - for those caught in the whirlwind of titsup.com furor...(Mar25/01)
Secrets_of_Life2.jpg - cute. (Mar25/01)
jokes: practical or otherwise.
packingchips.jpg - don't fuck with the mailroom boys...(Feb10/01)
bombsquad.jpg - what the fearless men of the Army Corps of Engineers do to amuse eachother...(Feb10/01)
Why don't you... - a collection of instructions for women :-) (March 03/01)
find-the-apricot.jpg - can you find the apricot? Just try. It looks like an apricot. Can't miss it.(Apr 25/01)
priceless: there's a million of these out there... (for more, go to http://priceless.bla-bla.com)
priceless01.jpg - passing out after masturbating while drunk...(Feb10/01)
priceless02.jpg - capturing the moment on film...(Feb10/01)
priceless03.jpg - the expression says it all...(Feb10/01)
priceless04.jpg - I'm sure she's laughing about it......(Feb10/01)
priceless05.jpg - wasn't this on Friends?...(Feb10/01)
priceless06.jpg - puptent follies...(Feb10/01)
priceless07.jpg - this is how to watch the game in style...(Feb10/01)
priceless08.jpg - haw haw...(Feb10/01)
priceless09.jpg - the sordid truth about raves...(March 03/01)
priceless10jpg - it really works! (March 25/01)
priceless11.jpg - be careful who you break up with. (March 25/01)
public nudity: The art of self-exposure.
neworleans01.jpg - A pretty young thing entertains New Orleans' finest.(Feb10/01)
bush.jpg - Dubya's supporters aren't bashful...(Feb10/01)
grandpa.jpg - Dubya's supporters aren't bashful...(Feb10/01)
MCBJ.jpg - McDonald's playland...the adult version.(Feb10/01)
scotsman.jpg - Up Yer Kilt!(Feb10/01)
Naked Ravers 01, 02, 03, - Something about euphoria and nudity..(Feb10/01)
LIMBO.jpg - This could easily be a 'priceless' pic as well. (Feb10/01)
sexual: The act, the participants, the parts - presented in unusual ways.
cave_of_bats.jpg - Photoshop Artist with too much time on his hands.(Feb10/01)
fishblow.jpg - fratboys will do anything to get approval. (Feb10/01)
the99.jpg - you've heard of the ol' 69er - this is the 99.
yummy.jpg - you're never too old to give or receive -- the Hawaiian Muscle F@%&!.(Feb10/01)
gloves.jpg - I need a pair of these to keep me warm in the winter...(Feb10/01)
Assholes.jpg - Art where the sun don't shine...(Feb10/01)
checkoutthisexpression.jpg - once again, the man's face says it all. (Feb10/01)
mgbj.jpg - No, wait! She's putting juju on him! (Feb10/01)
the_giver.jpg - this fellow is a 'top' supporter...(Feb10/01)
whiteboy.jpg - when your daughter stops sending letters home from school...(Feb10/01)
wow.jpg - I think there's a video of this in motion... anyone seen it?(Feb10/01)
slices of life: Humanity captured in all its terrible glory.
Early_Warning_Sign.jpg - Mommy was a big Cheech & Chong fan...(Feb10/01)
TORERO.jpg - damn! that was close, hombre! (Feb10/01)
updatedhomeless.jpg - will code for food...(Feb10/01)
comeuppance.jpg - this BMW owner hopefully learned a lesson...(Feb10/01)
santaplane.jpg - I want to fly with these guys! (Feb10/01)
Clinton.jpg - it's nice to see the boys of DKE are still with us...(Feb10/01)
HappyCactus.jpg - no, really..(Feb10/01)
SuggestiveRocks.jpg - someone call National Geographic! Or Cliff Claven...(Feb10/01)
puke.gif - someone call National Geographic! Or Cliff Claven...(Feb10/01)
clintondog.jpg - Hillary was not surprised in the least...(Feb10/01)
howeaster.jpg - No, it's not like those Easter Cream Eggs ads but it's close......(Feb10/01)
study.gif - We haven't verified if this is true, but...(Feb17/01)
reward.gif - Makes all that sweat worthwhile.(Feb17/01)
Veggies 01, 02, 03, - Food<->Sex..(Feb17/01)
kidshirt.jpg - tell me this kid won't be in rehab by the time he's 14.(Feb25/01)
worsthuntingdog.jpg - no kidding.(Feb25/01)
LEGO_RAVE.jpg - kids love Lego!(Mar 03/01)
the latest in technology - the ground bong! 01, 02 (March 03/01)
brings the term "smoking a fatty" into a new realm..01, 02 (Mar 03/01)
i want to drink the milk from this cow! (Mar 03/01)
cathigh.jpg - one too many tokes makes fluffy a dulled kitty! (Mar12/01)
tshirt.jpg - this guy's got his niche market pegged! (love the teeth) (Mar18/01)
fastcars.jpg - proof that expensive cars are just a smoke screen to hide the truth...(Mar18/01)
mda.jpg - this airline needs better P.R. people. (March 25/01)
SHCOOL.jpg - needing the benefit of even only lower education...(March 25/01)
Panhandler.jpg - at least he's honest. (March 25/01)
BADJOB.jpg - not in a million years would I do this...(March 25/01)
SelfConfidence.jpg - tiny little balls of steel! (March 25/01)
lions1.jpg - when you've got the only shade for miles, you shouldn't be surprised... (Apr 25/01)
china.jpg - heh... jingoistic american newspapers published this during the spy plane crisis (Apr 25/01)
spyprane.jpg - heh heh.. I need a whole section devoted to this stuff...:-) (Apr 25/01)
rek1.jpg - christmas comes to the dog house...(Apr 25/01)
rek2.jpg - I am jesus...of BORG! (Apr 25/01)
rek4.jpg - shoppin' at the Kum & Go (Apr 25/01)
crud5.jpg - the human statue interrupts the game...(Apr 25/01)
